|Scorcher Murphy was selling his
house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made
wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all ye say there? "
The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask? " Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to
part with."