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Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the
seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all
marital status. The following courses will be offered: General Education: GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has
Hinges GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic") GE103: How to Drive a Nail
Without Breaking One GE104: How to Parallel Park GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a
Good Soap Opera Home Economics: HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature HE101b:
Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have
(formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half") HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called
"How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?
") Interpersonal Relationships: IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness
and Appreciation IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby
IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b) IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of
Divorce IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining
Everyone Else's Life Too") IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called
"We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")
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