Some fishing terms
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common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before
the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit. Hook - (1) A curved
piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live
savings on a new rod and reel. (3) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their
life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook). Line - Something you give your co-workers when they ask on
Monday how your fishing went the past weekend. Lure - An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will
drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the
tackle shop. Reel - A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard. Rod - An
attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish. School
- A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for spam instead. Tackle -
What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back
overboard. Tackle Box - A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box
contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon
find that you need more than one. Test - (1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when
fighting fish in a specific weight range. (2) A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for
once again losing the fish.
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