some more blonde q & a's
A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job. Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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