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486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art:
Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your
state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple's new Macs that make you say 'Gee, three times
faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.' Syntax Error: Walking into a
computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object." Hard Drive: The sales
technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error. GUI: What your computer becomes after
spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey') Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate. Floppy: The state of your wallet
after purchasing a computer. Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on
vacation, and on business trips. Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline. Power
User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS. System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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