Texan's guide to life
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|Never squat with yer
spurs on. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off
more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. If you get to thinkin'
you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. Never smack a man who's
chewin' tobacco. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Never ask a barber if he
thinks you need a haircut. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it
back in. Finally, never miss a good chance to shut up.
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