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The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport,
parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed
in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and
out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?
" he was asked. "I have a very
keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he
answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?
" he was again
asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
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