The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
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The Hazards of Kicking the
Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day doing his chores. He was
feeding the chickens and he got mad and kicked one across the yard. He was feeding the hogs and got mad
and kicked the hell out of one of them also. He was milking the cow and it kept hitting him in the face
with its tail so he kicked it, too. His mom had been watching him and told him he couldn't have any
chicken, beef, or pork for a month because he was a mean little bastard. She told him to wait 'til his
dad got home. His dad came home and tripped over the pussy cat and he got mad and kicked that cat
across the room. The little boy looked at his mom and said, "Are you going to tell him or am I?
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