The Pharmacist
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the
door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted me terribly this
morning on the phone."Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an
apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen
to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without
breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and
car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store, there was a
bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and
all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to
pick up the nickels - the phone is till ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,
which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit
the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, I finally got back to answer it."The
pharmacist continues, "It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister,
I TOLD HER!!!"
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