HOME > School Jokes > The price decides
everything
The price decides
everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female
students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody
caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a
fine of $180. Are there any questions?
" At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much
for a season pass?
"
Hits:
0 -- Rating:
0.00 -- Votes:
0 -- Submitted: