The twelve days after Christmas
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|The first
day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for
spite Then with a single cartridgeI shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love
gave to me. The second day after ChristmasI pulled on the old rubber glovesAnd very gently wrung the necksOf
both the turtle doves My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the third day after
ChristmasMy mother caught the croupI had to use the three French hensTo make some chicken soup The four
calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obsceneThe five golden rings were completely fake
and turned my fingers green. The sixth day after ChristmasThe six laying geese wouldn't laySo I sent the
whole darn gaggle to theA.S.P.C.A. My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the seventh day,
what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned.The eighth day after ChristmasBefore they
could suspectI bundled up theEight maids-a-milkingNine ladies dancingTen lords-a-leapingEleven pipers
pipingTwelve drummers drummingAnd sent them back collectI wrote my true love"We are through, love!"And I
said in so many words"Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!" Four calling birds,Three
French hens,Two turtle dovesAnd a partridge in a pear tree!"
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