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Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was
wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her
skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it would give her
enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little. She still could not reach
the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the
step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way. Thinking
that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the
step. So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and
lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turns around furiously and says, ?
How dare you touch
my body that way, I don't even know you!?
Shocked, the man says, ?
Well, ma'am, after you reached around
and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.?
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