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|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew
the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you
lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask! 5.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you
have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. and last but not least...1.
You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. Happy Halloween!
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