Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
"8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?
"3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"1. Three words: eat the check.
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