Try to catch the rabbit
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|The Los Angeles Police
Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending
criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them
has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant
and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist.The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it,
including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.The LAPD goes in. They come out
two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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