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Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from
the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, "That's
once."A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, "That's twice."After a
little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat,
pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing
to do."The farmer said, "That's once."
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