We could have been here sooner
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|An elderly couple were killed in an accident
and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there
are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any
of the many bars located throughout the area.""Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked
off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat
germ, and low-fat diets!"
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