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Women
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|"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than
you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means: UnreliableAverage looking means: You figure this
one outBeautiful means: Pathological liarCommitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now!Communication
important means: Just try to get a word in edgewiseContagious Smile means: Bring your penicillinEducated
means: College dropoutEmotionally Secure means: MedicatedEmployed means: Has part-time job stuffing
envelopes at homeEnjoys art and opera means: SnobEnjoys Nature means: Bring your own granolaExotic Beauty
means: Would frighten a MartianFinancially Secure means: One paycheck from the streetFree spirit means:
Substance abuserFriendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as slutFun means: AnnoyingGentle
means: ComatoseGood Listener means: Hard to pull a word from herHumorous means: CausticIntuitive means: Your
opinion doesn't countIn Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the billsLight drinker means:
LushLooks younger means: If viewed from far away in bad lightLoves Travel means: If you're payingLoves
Animals means: Cat ladyNon-traditional means: Ex-husband lives in the basementOpen-minded means:
DesperateOutgoing means: LoudPassionate means: LoudPoet means: Depressive SchizophrenicRedhead means: Shops
on the Clairol aisleReliable means: FrumpyReubenesque means: You can figure this one outRomantic means:
Looks better by candle lightSelf-employed means: JoblessSmart means: InsipidSpecial means: Rode the small
schoolbus w/ tinted windowsSpiritual means: Involved with a cultStable means: BoringTall, thin means:
AnorexicTan means: WrinkledWants Soulmate means: One step away from stalkingWidow Nagged means: first
husband to deathWriter means: PompousYoung at heart means: How about the rest
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