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New rules of life for 2008
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak
Allah talah aap ko
hazaroon khushiyan ataa karay
aur aap per rehmatain nazil fermaye.
ameen.
Aap sab ko dill ki gehraiyon say
nikli hoi bay shumar duaon k sath
“NAYA ISLAMI SAAL” mubarak ho.
Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton,
barkaton,
khushyon,
kamiyabion,
khair-o-afiat,
hifazat,
aman,
sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishat
ki takmeel ka saal bana day aur donon
jehan ki sari naymatain ata farmaye
aur hamisha,hamisha k liye razi ho jaye.
Ameen, Summa ameen.
Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2008
2008 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.
May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.
Thre have been many time in 2007
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2008.
Aaj
ki
duniya
bohat
advance
hai

Isi
advance
duniya
ki
advance
technology
m
rehnay
wale

1 advance
banday
ki taraf
se aap ko

Advance “happy new year”
Apne 2007 k gunah dhonay k liye 99
bar is mantar ka wird karain
“East or west, Saqib is the best”
Ab edit ker k is msg mein
apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2008, 2007 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year’s Day.
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
Years come and go,
but this year I specially wish 4 u
a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a great year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!!
My wishes for you in year 2008
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2008.
New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2008
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2008.
With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children’s Smiles…
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008*
Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.
Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the net works get jammed
Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear.
My Wishes in 2oo8
God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all! ”
Time has no divisions to mark its passage,
there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets
to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
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