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Imagine… if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a Turkey, we’d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving.
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Turkey is the traditional main course on Thanksgiving, but do you realize when the Pilgrims first landed if they had shot a wildcat instead of a turkey, we would all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving!
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In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. This is one, you should be sure to email your Mom. Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother ...
The state of Arkansas recenetly annouced that Halloween and Thanksgiving will no longer be state holidays.
The witch left for New York,and took the turkey with her.
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10. You’ll know that your turkey is a Butterball rather than a Grade E yet semi-edible fur ball.
9. Your mother will not be serving your mashed potatoes and stuffing with an ice cream scooper.
8. Pumpkin pie is a great alternative to green Jello.
7. After your eighth glass of cider, your emergency dash to the bathroom ...
1. “Reach in and grab the gibblets.”
2. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”
3. “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat!”
4. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
5. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”
6. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
7. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold ...
He laid her on the table,
So white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide…he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed ...
10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.”
9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”
8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”
7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”
5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men ...
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk ...
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.
Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door.
Looking at you, I admire ...